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Chat Room Rules

 

keep calm and follow the rules



ACCESS TO THE CHAT ROOM IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A RIGHT!


Rule#1
I DO NOT GIVE OUT MY REAL NAME SO DON’T ASK ME!!!!

Rule#2
DON’T COME INTO MY CHAT ROOM WITH A NICKNAME THAT LOOKS LIKE MY NICKNAME OR YOU WILL BE KICKED OR BANNED BY ME OR ONE OF MY MODERATORS!!!!!!!
ALSO THE ONLY USERNAMEs I OWN ARE:”E-TARD, E-TARD_Laptop & E-TARD_Phone” (SO IF YOU SEE ANYONE WITH A USERNAME THAT LOOKS LIKE MY USERNAME, THEN IT’S NOT ME.)

Rule#3
THIS CHAT ROOM IS ENGLISH ONLY!!!
(Not that I hate your Language, I can’t Understand it and Neither can other people in the chat room.) Also Please do use the Language Translator that’s on the right sidebar to translate content on my pages, do note that it will not work for the chat room.

Rule#4
READ ALL OF MY ABOUT PAGE & FAQ PAGE BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS IN THE CHAT ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU DON’T READ THEM & ASK ME A QUESTION THAT COULD BE ANSWERED BY READING THE ABOUT PAGE & FAQ,
I WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!!!

Rule#5
YOU WILL SHOW A LEVEL OF RESPECT TO ME & OTHERS IN MY CHAT ROOM AT ALL TIMES, JOKING AROUND IS OK BUT ONLY TO A POINT, DON’T TAKE IT TOO FAR!

Rule#6
THE USERS WHO HELP ME TAKE CARE OF MY CHAT ROOM WILL HAVE A % @ & NEXT TO THERE NICKNAME SO DO AS THEY SAY & DON’T PISS THEM OFF.
USERS WITH A + NEXT TO THERE NICKNAME ARE GOOD FRIENDs.

Rule#6
IF I DO NOT REPLY TO YOU OVER THE VIDEO FEED OR IN THE CHAT ROOM THEN I AM BUSY OR SLEEPING ON THE BED CAM (So take the time to read over my Site/Blog & Twitter or have a nice chat with other people in the chat room) BUT DO NOT FLOOD MY CHAT ROOM TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION.
ALSO I TALK OVER MY VIDEO FEED. SO IF YOU HAVE NO SOUND ON YOUR COMPUTER OR YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION SPEED IS TOO SLOW DON’T COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT. IT’S NOT MY PROBLEM, IT’S YOUR PROBLEM.

Rule#7
IF YOU HAVE WORDS LIKE “PROXY” OR “SOCKS” IN YOUR HOST NAME OR YOUR ON A SOME KIND OF ISP PROXY/SOCKS SERVER OR YOUR ON TOR/I2P NETWORKS.
YOU CAN NOT ACCESS THE IRC CHAT SERVER! SORRY ABOUT THAT
BUT WE DO NOT ALLOW ANY KIND OF IP ANONYMOUS SOFTWARE.
IF YOU COME FROM A “.GOV” OR “.MIL” TLD YOU CAN NOT ACCESS THE IRC CHAT SERVER!
SORRY ABOUT THAT BUT WE DO NOT ALLOW ACCESS TO THE IRC CHAT SERVER FROM GOVERNMENT OR MILITARY NETWORKs, YOU MAY ACCESS THE IRC CHAT SERVER FROM A CIVILIAN ISP ONLY.

Rule#8
DO NOT TYPE JUSTIN.TV URLs AT ALL. PLEASE CALL IT JTV WHEN TALKING ABOUT IT. I HAVE ADDED “JUSTIN.TV” TO THE KEYWORD BAN LIST!
DO NOT TYPE USTREAM.TV URLs AT ALL. PLEASE CALL IT USTREAM WHEN TALKING ABOUT IT. I HAVE ADDED “USTREAM.TV” TO THE KEYWORD BAN LIST!
DO NOT TYPE STICKAM.COM URLs AT ALL. PLEASE CALL IT SK WHEN TALKING ABOUT IT. I HAVE ADDED “STICKAM.COM” TO THE KEYWORD BAN LIST!
DO NOT TYPE BLOGTV.COM URLs AT ALL. PLEASE CALL IT BLOGTV WHEN TALKING ABOUT IT. I HAVE ADDED “BLOGTV.COM” TO THE KEYWORD BAN LIST!
DO NOT TYPE LIVESTREAM.COM URLs AT ALL. PLEASE CALL IT THE LIVESTREAM SITE WHEN TALKING ABOUT IT. I HAVE ADDED “LIVESTREAM.COM” TO THE KEYWORD BAN LIST!
DO NOT TYPE LIVEVIDEO.COM URLs AT ALL. PLEASE CALL IT THE LIVEVIDEO SITE WHEN TALKING ABOUT IT. I HAVE ADDED “LIVEVIDEO.COM” TO THE KEYWORD BAN LIST!
DO NOT TYPE BLOGSPOT.COM URLs AT ALL OR YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY BANNED!

Rule#9
DO NOT POST LINKS TO CHAN SITES LIKE 4CHAN, 420CHAN, LAST MEASURE SITES & URL RE-DIRECT SITES AKA URL SHORTENERS, LIKE TinyURL, Bit.ly, is.gd, t.co, goo.gl, su.pr etc… OR YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY BANNED!!!!

Rule#10
IF YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT RAIDING MY CHAT ROOM THINK AGAIN!!
I WILL BAN ALL OF YOU 4CHAN ASS MONKEYs!!! I HAVE AN AUTO-BAN SERVICE, IT WILL BAN YOU AUTOMATICALLY IF YOU SAY KEYWORDS IN THE CHAT ROOM OR PM, SO DO NOT SAY WORDS LIKE!!!!!: “mudkip” OR “shoe on head” OR “keyboard on head” OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY CHAT ROOM OR YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY BANNED!!!! IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN NOT SAY THE LISTED WORDS DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT JUST FOLLOW THE RULEs.

Rule#11
HERE IS A LIST OF MORE KEYWORDs/DOMAIN NAMEs THAT YOU CAN NOT SAY IN CHAT OR PM.
“stickam.com”
“stickam.cn”
“stickam.jp”
“blogtv.com”
“livevideo.com”
“mogulus.com”
“freedocast.com”
“camstreams.com”
“justin.tv”
“ustream.tv”
“livestream.com”
“blogger.com”
“blogspot.com”
“craigslist.org”
“freewebs.com”
“ebaumsworld.com”
“encyclopediadramatica.com”
“4chan.org” or sites like it
“mudkip”
“shoe on head”
“keyboard on head”
“homo”
“fag”
“nigger”
“r-tard”
YOU CAN USE SWEAR WORDS BUT BE COOL ABOUT IT.

END-OF-RULEs
IF YOU END UP BANNED FROM THE CHAT ROOM DO READ THE SECTION IN THE FAQ ABOUT GETTING UNBANNED FROM THE CHAT ROOM. http://e-tard.tv/faq/#Unbanned_from_chat